Originally compiled
October 15, 1993

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Last updated on
September 23, 2012

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Love is a Beautiful Thing
Mr. Sunshine's Back in Town
Spring Cleaning
She Never Put Down Her Phone
Love is a Beautiful Thing
Something Must Be Done
Nobody Cares (Like I Do)
Frolic
Sixteenth Son
I'm The One You Want
Can't Forget You
Sex & Beer (epic version)
Too Many Tattoos

15 Favorites
Unplug Yourself
Fuck Buddy Song
Those Were Not The Days
Practically Out of My Mind
My New Religion
Give Me Your Love
Strange Things Happen To Me All The Time
Weak In The Knee
Life Is A Buffet
Electronic Friend
Too Soon To Tell
Tiny People (With Enormous Heads)
I'll Get Over You
Monkey Paw
Happy Ever After

My World of Love
Into Each Other
Big Porno Hair
Opposites Attract
My World of Love
Camping With Lesbians
Not Everyone
I Will Never Stop Loving You
Are We Having Fun?
Shitty Little Apartment
Gambling Man
Idiot For Your Love
I Can't Think Straight
Chokin' the Gopher
The Likes of Me
Our Song of Love

Fainting With Happiness
Don't Wake Me Up
Antiques
It's Not Worth It
Empty Man
You Will Never Know
Love Conquers
Sun Rise
Little Pink Umbrella
Can't You See that I'm in Love with You
Tough Life
In My Mind
Say Yeah
When You Gonna Love Me

Pat in Person Volume 2
I'm Okay
Will You Ever Learn?
Paid For Nothing
I Like Everything
Chinese Food
Everyone's A Whore
Spank Me
Ruin My Life
Ann Marie
I Like You Best
Thankless Bastard
I Don't Wanna Go Home
Sex and Beer
Say Goodbye To Yesterday
Modern Day Miracle

The Big Bright Beautiful World of Pat McCurdy
It Doesn't Matter
Goofy Town
Screw You
Toast
I Don't Come From No Monkey
CK1
New Clothes
Sittin' In Church
I Was High
Thankless Bastard
Some Of My Friends
Goofy Town (reprise)
Every Day Is Christmas
This Time Next Year

Show Tunes
I Flipped A Coin I
Television Ruined My Life
Be That Way
Me
Start All Over Again
You And I Are Just About To Fall In Love
She Stood Up
I Flipped A Coin II
Napoleon's Penis
Everybody In This Town Is Drunk
Anyone's Guess
Crying For You
Time Stand Still
Love, Hate
I Flipped A Coin III
I'm Going To Hell
Up Too Late
Waiting Song

Pat in Person
Groovy Thing
I Am Wonderful
Movie Stars
Disaster Girl
Jesus
Oh Man, I Understand
You Need Me
Imagine A Picture
Knock Things Over
I'm The Clown At Your Birthday Party
Freudian Love Song
Michael Stipe
Thousand Times Why
Be Together Soon
Promise Me
God
I'm Not Afraid

The Sound of Music
I Want Money
Stumbling In The Dark
We Made Love
Somebody Else For Awhile
God
Anywhere But Here
Oh Yes I Do
I Love Him I Hate Him
Drive In Reverse
Life's Too Short
I Think I'll Join A Cult
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Hercules Unchained
Long Good-Bye
Nude Party
Light The Light

Memorial Day
Memorial Day
This Is My Life Without You
Entertainment!
Trigger Happy
I'm Artistic
Mr. And Mrs. Money
Oh Penelope
Finger On The Pulse
Mobile Home
We Can't Get Along
Rich Young Pretty and Tan
Paris When It Burns
Nobody In My Neighborhood
What's Gonna Happen?
Memorial Day (reprise)

The Good Life!
Stranger In A Strange Town
I Should Have Loved Her More
Don't Wait Another Day
Still Won't Let You Go
The Good Life!
How
Everywhere I Go, Everything I Do
In Pursuit
Wonderland Of Love
Top Of The World

How To Love And Be Loved
Smiling Thru The Tears
Something Inside Of Me
Getting Over You
Romance Will Never Die
For Love Or Money
Completely Blue
Violins Are Playing
Empty Buildings
Royalty In Exile
This Town Is Dying

A Bit Irrational
I Can See You're In Love
Was That You?
Come See About Me
Magic
Good As Gold
She Got Me
Please
Darlin'
(I Can Hardly) Wait For Night
The Ballad of Rudolf Kaiser (Einstein)
Kiss Me
Heartbreak Again

Yipes!
This Is Your Life
Good Boys
Out In California
Girls Get In Trouble
Me And My Face
East Side Kids
Russian Roll
Hangin' Around
The Ballad of Roy Orbison
Last of the Angry Young Men

15th of July, 1995
A Good Night For Drinking
A Simple Song
A Woman Just Like You
After That Who Knows
Again and Again
Ain't Life Grand
All About You
All I Want To Say
All Is Right
All You Want Is More
Alternative Song
Any Time Is Best
Auntie Purple's House
Autobiography
AV Man
Baby, I'm Looking For You
Baby, What You Do To Me
Back On The Train
Bank Teller
Be Free
Beautiful Dream
Before Me
Beginning Of The End
Best Day Of My Life
Big Bright Beautiful World
Big Creepy Love
Big Dumb and Embarrassing
Big Fat Idiot
Big Fucking Macho Guy
Big Plans, Big Ideas
Black Cloud
Blame It All On You
Brainless
Can I Move In With You?
Can't Stop Messin'
Can't You Hear The Beating Of My Heart?
Carnival Midway
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Condom Song
Criminal Has Returned (To The Scene Of The Crime), The
Cry A Little Bit
Cute Little Bastard
Deny Your Love
Diamonds In Your Eyes
Disconnected
Do Me
Doing The Best I Can
Don't Ask Me
Don't Know Nothin'
Don't Make Me Do That
Don't Touch My Sister
Don't You Care About Me
Don’t Start Crying Now
Doomed From The Start
Dream Girl
Dress Like Your Dad
Drink Drink Drink
Drinking & Vomiting
Drunk Or Insane
Dumbest Fucking Thing
Elvis/Elvis
Every Day's The Weekend
Every Second Rocking
Everybody's Much Too Happy
Everybody's Wrong
Everything Will Be Just Fine
Explode
F-U-C-K-I-N-G-S-T-U-P-I-D
Fading
Festival of Guitars
Fifteen Empty Glasses
Five Lessons
Forever Girl
Funny Feeling
George W's Got To Go
Gettin' Some
Gimme A Woman To Love
Girl From the Suburbs
Go Home
Goddamn College Kids
Goodbye Dear Old Friends
Great Big Church in the Suburbs
Great Big Love
Great Day
Guy Outside
Half Out of My Mind
Happiest Man On Earth
Happy Hate Song (I.H.A.T.E.Y.O.U)
Happy Man
Help Me
Here I Come
Hey Paddy!
Hippy Chicks
Home Again
Hotel of the Damned
House On The Rock
How Could I Forget
How Did You Get So Dirty
Hurray For Me
I Am Not Your Friend
I Do It Wrong
I Don't Know Why
I Don't Listen
I Don't Want To Go To Heaven
I Guess My Work Is Done
I Have My Moments
I Heard Tomorrow Calling
I Hope You Like This Song
I Just Can't Get You Off My Mind
I Just Don't Care Anymore
I Just Love You
I Like College Girls
I Like Everything About You
I Might Stop Getting Stoned
I Remember
I Should Never Have Come To This Party
I Should Never Have Opened My Mouth
I Slip Away
I Take Pills
I Think Therefore I Drink
I Want More
I Want To Tell You I Love You
I Want To Tell You That I Love You
I Want Your Body
I Was Born To Be A Man
I Was Put On This Earth To Love You
I Won't Get Drunk Anymore
I'd Pay To Have Sex With You
I'll Be Good To You
I'll Crawl Back To You Again
I'm Inferior
I'm Looking Through You
I'm Not Crazy
I'm So Cool
I'm Thinking of Moving To Canada
I'm Wet
I'm Yours
Idiot Savant
If I Could Make Mistakes
If I Don't See You Tomorrow
If I Wasn't Drunk
If I Were You And You Were Me
Imaginary Mistletoe
Inside My Head
Instant Fun
Instruction Manual
Irresistible Me
Is That Good Or Is That Bad?
It Was Magic
It's Almost Sunday Night
It's Another Parade
It's Finally Getting Good
It's Good To Be Me
It's Impossible To Tell You Just How Much I Really Love You
It's Me That You Want
It's Still Too Soon To Tell
It's Up To You
Key of G
Kill You With My Love
Killing Stuff
Lately, I Haven't Been Myself
Lead-Lined Cottage
Let's Do It
Let's Do That Again
Let's Have Sex
Let's Not Be Mean
Life Is Tricky, Life Is Tough
Living In A Small Town
Lookin' At Chyx
Love Go Round

Love In My Heart
Love is a Beautiful Thing
Love Me (Like You Used To)
Love Slave
Love Song By A Dumb Guy
Lovin' Time
Lowest Common Denominator
Lucky Me
Lucky Son of a Bitch
Manly Love
Many Different Ways
Marry Me
Mary Makes Me Come To My Senses
Merry Christmahanukwanzaa
Miss Naive
Molly O'Scanlan
Mr. Enthusiasm
My Dance of Love
My Desire
My Favorite Things
My Head
My Heart
My Little Soldier
My Mullet
My Name Is Pat (I Play Guitar)
My Political Career Is Over
Naked Womyn
Nervous
Never Gonna Leave My House
Never Gonna Leave Your Bedroom
Nice and Quiet
Night of the Following Day
No Room In This Hotel
Not Completely Satisfied
Nothing Is The Way It's Supposed To Be
Nothing's Changed
Odd Man Out
Oh Well, What The Hell
Old and Boring
On The Street Where I Live
Once Before I Die
Once I Got Excited
One More Song About Sex
One Night in Dreamland
Onion Rings
Open Your Heart
Our Love Is Real
Over The Weekend
Perfect
Perfectly Alright
Please Come Home
Please Make Up Your Mind
Pretend I'm Santa And Sit On My Lap
Pub In Dublin
Put Your Hands In The Air
Racist Song
Real Life
Reasonable Facsimile Of Love
Reminiscing Time
Repent Before It's Too Late
Right Wing Revolution
Romance (Means Nothing To Me)
Safe
Scared Of That Girl
Screaming
Second Honeymoon
Secret Life
Secretly Dainty
Seven Deadly Sins
She Knows What I Like
Showbiz Is My Life
Sick and Tired
Sick Of This Shit
Silly Old Man
Sitting On A Hill
Six Foot One
Six Little Songs
Sleep With Me
Sleeping Standing Up
Slipping Away
Soldiers Of Stupidity
Some People Take Themselves So Seriously
Some Sweet Day
Someone Like You
Something Better
Something New To Come Along
Something To Eat
Sometimes
Somewhere It's Spring
Southern Song
Sports and Porn
Started Out With A Bang
Stop By If You Can
Stupid
Suicidal
Swingin' Guy
Tell Me That You Love Me
That Baby Don't Look Like Me
That's Me
That's When I Think of You
The Crying Kind
The Song In Which I Break Each And Every One Of The Ten Commandments
There's A Hole In The Roof
There's A Light At The End of the Tunnel
There's Just So Many Lies I Can Take
There's Someone At My Door
These Are The Times
Things I'll Never Do
This Can't Be Christmas
This Is My Home
This Is The First Song
This Isn't Poetry
Til You Hear From Me
Time To Rock
Tina All The Time
Tomorrow's Going To Be Another Day
Too Much Sun
Tribute to the 80s
Tribute to the 90s
Try It One Time
Twenty Million Bucks
Twenty-two And Real Depressed
Ugly Mood
Uncomfortable
Unconscious
Until Tomorrow
Until You Came To Town
Vacation
Vicariously
Wake Up
Wake Up Go To Work
We Just Can't
We Should Be Together
We're In The Dark
Weak
Wed In Haste
What A Week It Was
What Can I Give You
What World Are You Living In
Whatever I Do
Whatever Makes You Feel Good
When I Think of You
When I'm Dead And Gone
When Trouble Comes To Town
White Guys In Suits
Who Am I?
Who Says We Have To Be In Love?
Who's Been Telling You
Who's Freaking Out
Won't Be Your Fool
Workin' Real Hard
Yeah Right
You Are Going To Make Me Lose My Mind
You Are Killing Me
You Aren't Angry Yet
You Just Can't Believe How Much I Love You
You Laugh After We Make Love
You Like Him Better Than Me
You Piss Me Off (But I Love You)
You Turn Me On
You Were Gone
You'll Be On My Mind
You're A Masterpiece
You're Looking Fine
You're Looking Good
You're My Favorite
You're Only An Ocean Away
You're Unique
Your Love Makes Me Do Funny Things
Zero

Another Big Surprise
Any Fool Can See
Are You Coming?
Arizona Winds
Big Bad World
Brighter Day
Dream Your Own Dream
Every Day Is Christmas
Everything Is Different
Everything's Fine
Faraway Places
Freedom Avenue
Girl From Outer Space
Going To Get Through To You
Gone A Week Without Drinking
Gonna See Her Again
Hiding My Love
House Of Love
I Can't Sleep At Night
I Wanna Be Your Lover

I Will Be Strong
I've Got Feelings Too
Just Like Me
Listen To The Bells
Much Too Cold
Nothing Left To Say
Oh My
Only Decent Thing
Please Lock The Door
River's Edge
Run Back
Stand Up And Sing
Things Keep Getting Better
Walking On The Moon
We'll Be Together Again
What Makes Monica Cry
Where Do I Go Now
Whole Wide World
Why'd You Have To Break My Heart?

Before The Night Is Through
It Only Happens With You
Oh But I Do

Only Foolin'
What You Always Wanted
You Can't Go Home

90 Grand
Always Falling Down
Can I Be Your Baby
Christmas Eve In Chinatown
Don't Move
Everybody Knows Your Name
Everyone Swings
Famous Face
Fix It Up
Fools Rush In
Get A Grip (On It)
Get Me Out Of Here
Give My Baby Back
Hard To Be Happy
Hope You're Proud
I Don't Think I Need You
I Need Your Love
I Was The One
Is It Love?
It Could Have Been Me
Keep Cool
King For A Day

Laughing Man
Lost Weekend
Messed Up
Much Too Beautiful
New Ferrari
Newlyweds
Nickels and Dimes
No News Is Good News
One Lie
Phoebe
Satisfied
Side By Side
The Day The Earth Stood Still
Tiptoe
Tired of Talking
Watch Me Now
Watching All The World Go By
Welcome Zombies (Shock Theater Theme)
Without Me
Wonderful Life
Yes Yes Yes
Young Man In A Hurry

Absent-Minded Man
All or Nothing
Black and Blue
Come Closer
Dancing Round The World
Don't Cry For Me
Each Time
Guessing Games
How You Are
I Know What Yer Thinkin'
I Want To Be Loved

I Will Be Thinking Of You
Let's Go
Mad Love
Romance
Sound Advice
Swingin' Singles
Thanks To You
The Clock
Trouble
Try
What Kind Of Fool