Drunk Uncle

Drunk Uncle ruins every holiday
Drunk Uncle, they never want to see
Drunk Uncle, coming down the alleyway
He shows up late and spills the gravy
Oops, there goes the Christmas tree

Drunk Uncle, he's such a racist motherfucker
Drunk Uncle, he bellows and he shouts
Drunk Uncle, every time he comes to supper
Acts so rude, behaves so badly
Daddy has to throw him out

Drunk Uncle, mama's little brother
He's the black sheep of the family
Drunk Uncle, one way or another
Gonna piss off you, gonna piss off me

Drunk Uncle, got a lot of strong opinions
Drunk Uncle, all of them are wrong
Drunk Uncle, everybody's tired of him
He eats all the pie, drinks all the Miller High Life
And that's why I wrote this song

Drunk Uncle
Drunk Uncle
Drunk Uncle
Drunk Uncle