Pat and Bernie Out On The Road
Pat and Bernie like to stop at George Webb
Every night, to Pat's surprise
Bernie orders three orders of french fries
He eats those french fries until he explodes
Pat and Bernie out on the road
Now, look at little Bernie, don't he look clean
That's because he comes from a place called Racine
He drives a little Escort, you know what I think?
I think that little Escort looks just like a Lynx
He needs a place where his drums can go
Pat and Bernie out on the road
You know this old movie called The X Factor?
He thought he'd like to visit a nuclear reactor
He got Pat and went inside that thing
A meltdown occurred and bells did ring
Pat was alright, but Bernie glowed
Pat and Bernie out on the road
Look at that squirrel, look at that skunk
Look at that dog, man that stunk
Look at that cat, look at that dog
Look at that deer, look at that frog
Look at that frog and look at that toad
Pat and Bernie out on the road
They're out on the road
Pat and Bernie
They're out on the road
They're out on the road
Bernie Doll and Pat McCurdy
Out on the road