The World Revolves Around Me
They left some footprints on the moon
The only thing they really know for certainty
Is that the world revolves around me
Now there are other human beings
Who might be singing the same tune
But I'm the only one who knows the melody
Because the world revolves around me
I am not afraid at all
Of the local yokels and the cops
All I have to do is say the word
And everything stops
People think the world is flat
But they're as crazy as a loon
Maybe they should study more astronomy
They'd see that the world revolves around
The world revolves around
The world revolves around me
I am not afraid at all
Of the local yokels and the cops
All I have to do is wave my hand
And everything stops
Maybe you don't get it yet
But the day is coming soon
When no one on Earth will ever disagree
That the world revolves around
The world revolves around
The world revolves around me
The world revolves around
The world revolves around
The world revolves around me
The world revolves around
The world revolves around
The world revolves around me