Not One Bit Cool
I'm not the least bit stylish
Nobody knew who I was in high school
'Cause I wasn't one bit cool
No, I am not one bit hip
I'm not remotely trendy
I have a license to act like a fool
I am not one bit cool
I'm not the latest thing
I'm not the latest rage
And I never grew
Out of the awkward stage
I'm not avant-garde
I'm more like savant-garde
I guess that I'm
Way behind the times
I am not one bit cool
Here's how you might describe me
He was born in the shallow end of the gene pool
And he isn't one bit cool
He was born in the shallow end of the gene pool
And he isn't one bit cool
He isn't one bit cool
I am not one bit cool
Not one bit cool