I'm Not Doing That
Oh no, uh-uh, I'm not doing that
And put on button downs with multicolored hues
Oh no, uh-uh, I'm not doing that
She said I'd look real nice in white linen shorts
Oh no, uh-uh, I'm not doing that
She tried to drag me on a pickleball court
Oh no, uh-uh, I'm not doing that
Oh no, uh-uh, I'm not doing that
I met her father, he said call me Skip
Ask if I'd go on a hunting trip
I said I'm not into killing shit
He asked me if I was gay
Well, okay
And then she said, "Could you come to dinner with some friends from work?"
Oh no, uh-uh, I'm not doing that
She's always telling them that I'm a total jerk
Oh no, uh-uh, I'm not doing that
And can you come to my sorority reunion
Oh no, uh-uh, I'm not doing that
It's the night before my nephew's first communion
Oh no, uh-uh, I'm not doing that
Oh no, uh-uh, I'm not doing that
She made me hang around with Skip the Second
Her baby brother, whom I reckon
Will get a call, cocaine will beckon
And in a second
He'll be gone, long gone, long gone
And when he's reported missing they'll all blame me
Oh no, uh-uh, I'm not doing that
I'm not taking the responsibility
Oh no, uh-uh, I'm not doing that
Oh no, uh-uh, I'm not doing that
Oh no, uh-uh, I'm not doing that
I've had it!
No!
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not doing that
I gotta get away from that family
Oh no, uh-uh
I'm not doing that