Everybody's Screwed
Now I thought everything was pretty great before
They told you everyone was gonna be a billionaire
So how come you can't pay your bills anymore?
They told you everything was gonna be great again
No illegal immigrants standing in the way of our success
They told you everyone would feel good about themselves again
So how come everyone seems so depressed?
It looks like you've been had, Brad
You've been hoodwinked too, Sue
You're the victim of a con, Ron
It's all a scam, Pam
They pulled a nasty trick, Rick
They told you a lie, Sly
Now it's too late, Kate
There's nothing you can do
They made a fool of you, Lou
They stabbed you in the back, Jack
Pulled the wool over your eyes, guys
You're such a dope, Hope
You should have though ahead, Ned
Because they're doing what they said, Ted
Now don't complain, Jane, if everybody's screwed
Now don't complain, Jane, if everybody's screwed
You and me, me and you
Everybody's screwed