(I'm Not Afraid Of) Judgement Day (Trad Wife Song)
Than be married to a trad wife
In her frilly floral dresses
And her Bible study hair
I'd rather have a bad life
Than be married to a trad wife
Who wakes up in perfect makeup
And sees demons everywhere
I'd rather raise complete fools
Than to have my children home schooled
and to see a bunch of weirdos
Running around my home
I'd rather hear them cursing
Than to hear them Bible versing
I would rather set them free to
Go wherever they may roam
And it's gonna be okay
I'm not afraid of Judgment Day
No matter what you say
I'm not afraid of Judgment Day
And I'm not gonna pray
It'll never happen anyway
It's gonna be okay
I'm not afraid of Judgment Day
I would rather sleep on Sundays
'Cause brother that's the one day
I can get some decent shut-eye
And not wake up in a rage
Don't have many days to burn, son
Spiritual journeys to return from
I got nothing much to learn from
The wisdom of the Iron Age
And I'm gonna be okay
I'm not afraid of Judgment Day
No matter what you say
I'm not afraid of Judgment Day
And I'm not gonna pray
Nobody's listening anyway
I'm gonna be okay
I'm not afraid of Judgment Day