Something For Joanne
I don't have anything for Sue
I don't have anything for Mindy
Michelle or Peggy Sue
I don't have anything for Tina
I don't have anything for Jan
I don't have anything for Deena
But I got something for Joanne right here
I got something for Joanne right here
I got something for Joanne
I don't have anything for Mary
I don't have anything for Kate
I got nothing for Queen Mary
Or Catherine the Great
I don't have anything for Nancy
Some people call her Nan
Ain't nothing too fancy
But I got something for Joanne right here
I got something for Joanne right here
I got something for Joanne
I don't have anything for Maria
I got nothing for Flo
For Stacey or Priya
Even Big Mo
I got nothing for Siobhan
Spelled "siob-han"
All I got's this song
I got something for Joanne oh yeah
I got something for Joanne oh yeah
I got something for Joanne oh yeah
I got something for Joanne