I Have My Moments

I ain't too smart but I have my moments
When I'm Albert fucking Einstein
And I'm walking on the fine line
Between genius and insanity

I ain't too cute but I have my moments
When you could call me tall, dark and handsome
You could call me short, light and homely
Which is what I am more frequently

I have my moments, yes I do
When I'm normal, just like you

I ain't too good but I have my moments
When I'm Mother fucking Theresa
Got a bath robe and halo
And I'm washing poor peoples' feet

I have my moments of dark despair
Mostly I don't care

I ain't too bad but I have my moments
When I'm the evil spawn of Satan
You will look the other way when
You see me coming down the street

I ain't too smart but I have my moments
When I'm Albert fucking Einstein
And I'm walking on the fine line
Between genius and insanity

I ain't too bad but I have my moments
I ain't too cute but I have my moments
I ain't too good but I have my moments

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