I Should Never Have Come To This Party

Well, look at all these dangerous people
They're scaring me out of my mind
Look at all these perverts and dope fiends and drunks
I better watch my behind

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I should never have come to this party
I should have gone to church instead
I should never have come to this party
I should be home in bed

And look at all these half-naked women
Look at all these half-naked men
Whatever they're doin' is awful confusin'
I should not be looking at them

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Because my wife said, "Stay away from there"
My friends said, "Stay away from there"
My mama said, "Stay away from there"
So there I ran, now here I am

And the music is louder than thunder
The smoke is just killing my eyes
Now you want me to follow you down to the basement
I don't think that would be wise

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