I'd Pay To Have Sex With You

I'd pay to have sex with you
I'd pay to have sex with you
Oh Lord, that's what I wanna do
I'd pay to have sex with you

I'd pay to have sex with Murf
I'd pay to have sex with Murf
Maybe on AstroTurf
I'd pay to have sex with Murf

I'd pay to have sex with Corey
I'd pay to have sex with Corey
He'd show me the kingdom, the power, the glory
I'd pay to have sex with Corey

I'd pay to have sex with Joe Hipp
I'd pay to have sex with Joe Hipp
That dude's got a stiff upper lip
I'd pay to have sex with Joe Hipp

I'd pay to have sex with Monica
I'd pay to have sex with Monica
On Christmas, Kwanzaa and Hanukkah
I'd pay to have sex with Monica

I'd pay to have sex with Miranda
I'd pay to have sex with Miranda
Then we'd probably watch Kung Fu Panda
I'd pay to have sex with Miranda

I'd pay to have sex with Tammy
I'd pay to have sex with Tammy
I would wear my footy pajammies
I'd pay to have sex with Tammy

I'd pay to have sex with Sherry
I'd pay to have sex with Sherry
And in Waldo it's extraordinary
I pay to have sex with Sherry

I'd pay to have sex with Kimmy
I'd pay to have sex with Kimmy
I'd say gimme, gimme, gimme
I'd pay to have sex with Kimmy

I'd pay to have sex with Susan
I'd pay to have sex with Susan
Oh yeah, I'm cruisin' for a bruisin'
I'd pay to have sex with Susan

I'd pay to have sex with you
I'd pay to have sex with you
Oh Lord, that's what I wanna do
Pay to have sex With you