Modern Day Miracle

The phone is ringing
Can someone make it stop?
The lights are flickering
Into my drunken eyes
Life goes on
And that's a miracle, a modern day miracle

The phone is ringing
There's someone after me
The lights are flickering
Because I didn't pay the bill
Life goes on
And that's a miracle, a modern day miracle

Well, my heart's too big and my head's too small
And I've never been with a woman
People look at me and they wonder how
I manage to get by

The phone is ringing
Operator, please
The lights are flickering
This is a disco inferno
Life goes on
And that's a miracle, a modern day miracle

Well, my eyes are pink and my nose is red
And my teeth are sunshine yellow
People look at me and they wonder how
I manage to get by

The phone is ringing
Blah blah blah blah blah
The lights are flickering
I think I'm passing out
Life goes on
And that's a miracle, a modern day miracle

It's a modern day miracle
This is a modern day miracle
It's a modern day miracle
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