I've Been Pretty Busy

I've been pretty busy trying to save the world
Sitting on my sofa watching Golden Girls
Filling up my diary with things I wish I'd done
The women that I'd love and all the arguments I've won

I've been pretty busy working for world peace
Sofa sitting is my area of expertise
I've been so successful, you can plainly see
The world would be a scary place, if not for me

Oh, I miss the old days
That's what all the old folks say
I don't miss the old days
They weren't that great anyway

I've been pretty busy searching for the truth
I stopped to smell the roses in about 2002
I wake up every morning with a smile upon my face
Looking for the answers and the closest parking space

Oh, I miss the old days
That's what all the old folks say
I don't miss the old days
They weren't that great anyway

I've been pretty busy, I hope that you don't mind
Sitting on my sofa trying to save mankind
Do I hear the doorbell? Yes, I think I do
The pizza's here and so my dear, I'll say goodbye to you

I've been pretty busy, I've got so much to do
To make the world a better place for all the children who
Will stand upon a hillside, each ethnicity
And raise their voices in a joyous song of thanks to me

Oh, I miss the old days
That's what all the old folks say
I don't miss the old days
They weren't that great anyway

I've been pretty busy
I've been pretty busy
I've been working
I've been pretty busy