Disaster Girl
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She's the Hindenburg, the Titanic
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Mt. St. Helens and the bank panic
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My -- My Disaster Girl
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In San Francisco she's the fault line
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On the Poseidon she's Ernest Borgnine
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My -- My Disaster Girl
Chorus
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Everywhere she goes everything goes wrong
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I can keep her out of trouble
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But I don't know for how long
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She's in the new testament and the old one
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She's two world wars plus the cold one
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My -- My Disaster Girl
Chorus
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She's the Chicago Fire, Hurricane Camille
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The first footstep on the first banana peel
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She's my -- my Disaster Girl
