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All prices include shipping (unless otherwise indicated). Orders will be sent out as soon as humanly possible. Prices and items available subject to change without notice. Some items may be temporarily out of stock; please be patient. If you have questions about your order, please contact Murf.

I ❤ Sex & Beer Mask

I Heart Sex & Beer Mask
Washable white cloth masks. $10 each or a 10 pack for $80.


Handwritten Lyrics


On the same cheap, crappy paper Pat writes all of his songs on and suitable for framing. $25 per song, written out and signed by Pat, will cover postage and hand cramps. Be sure to specify which song you want (except "Vacation"; it's just too damn long) and to whom you want it dedicated.



Shirts

All shirts are $25 unless otherwise indicated

Let's Have A Nude Party!

Let's Have A Nude Party! Shirt

Men's
Women's
I Heart Sex & Beer
I Heart Sex & Beer
I Heart Sex & Beer
I Shamrock Sex & Beer
Sex & Beer
Pat McCurdy Is My Best Friend
I Wish I Had A Monkey Paw
Hey Paddy! Play A Song For Me
Women's Sex & Beer
Women's Tee
Women's Sex & Beer Tank
Women's Tank

CDs

All individual CDs are $10

Ten CD Set

All ten of Pat's CDs for $125. For the CDs that are out of print we'll burn high-quality copies.



Show Tunes
Show Tunes
Yipes!/A Bit Irrational
Limited time only!

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