Guitar Tabs | Hey Paddy!
Hey Paddy!Tabbed by PatHead Jensen
C G C G Hello, my name is Paddy, I play this here guitar C G C G Hello, my name is Paddy, I like whiskey in my jar C G C I come here to [insert bar name here] to play my G songs for you C G C G If you don't like them, you know what you can do Chorus C Hey Paddy, G Play a song for me C G I paid $4 cover charge C F G It's highway robbery This pattern is done thru the entire song Enjoy!!! Paddy's short for Patrick, who is Ireland's patron saint He drove away the serpents in story that's old and quaint But Paddy's not concerned with any history to make He doesn't mind if any lassie wants to chase his snake Chorus Paddy went a strollin' one lazy summer day He came upon a leprechaun, the little elf did say, "If you can catch me Paddy, you'll be a rich man when you're old!" Paddy killed that fucking leprechaun and stold his pot of gold Chorus So, Paddy left this place, he left quite suddenly He settled down in Memphis T-E-N-N-E-S-S-E-E He ran real fast, he ran real hard, he ran right out of breath 'Cause Paddy was responsible for Elvis Presley's death But Elvis isn't dead He is still alive Living in Kalamazoo Eating at Burger King And if he were here tonight, he'd sing: Hey Paddy Play a song for me I paid $4 cover charge Less Demerol for me Paddy took a fever, he nearly lost his head And early the next morning they found Paddy stone cold dead They held a wake to celebrate the man that used to be Paddy woke up screaming "How come no one invited me?!"