Dumbest Fucking Thing

They say that life's a bowl of cherries
I say that's totally absurd
They say the meek shall inherit the earth
Now, that's the dumbest fucking thing I ever heard

They say that patience is a virtue
They say that Grease is the word
They say that guns don't kill people
Now, that's the dumbest fucking thing I ever heard

They say I've got to trust in something
Trust my instincts, trust my heart
That only makes me more suspicious
Than I was right from the start
So I say tra la la la la la la la

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That's the dumbest fucking thing I ever heard

They say that crime doesn't pay much
They say good things are waiting for
I still remember the eighties
I won't be fooled like that no more

They say that everyone is equal
I think takes a lot of nerve
They say that money can't buy happiness
Now, that's the dumbest fucking thing I ever heard

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That's the dumbest fucking thing I ever heard
Dumbest fucking thing I ever
Dumbest fucking thing I ever heard
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