Electronic Friend

I could worry myself to distraction
I could take a prescription drug
When it comes to your satisfaction
I could just lie back and shrug
I could practice and never be perfect
I could struggle and toil to no end

I could be gentle and sweet
But I could never complete
With your electronic friend
I could be gentle and sweet
But I could never complete
With your electronic friend

Buzz buzz buzz
It isn't because
I'm unwilling to try
Buzz buzz buzz
I never was
An unconfident guy

But I could practice and never be perfect
I could struggle and toil to no end
I could walk on thin air
But I could never compare
To your electronic friend

I could show you all of my stuff
But I could never live up
To your electronic friend

Do everything that I could
But I could not be as good
As your electronic friend

But who will you take to bed
When the batteries are dead
In your electronic friend

Bzzzzz
Bzzzzz
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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