Entertainment, entertainment
Well, that's why we're here tonight
Entertaiment, entertainment
I'm gonna make you feel alright

We're going to have a million laughs -- HA HA!
We'll have tons of fun
And then I'll saw a girl in half
There'll be drinks for everyone


I'll grab a tiger by the claws
Stick my head into it's mouth
And then I'll bask in your applause
So put your hands together now


There's people sleeping in the streets
There's sadness, hate and pain
Some folks don't have enough to eat
But who cares as long as we're entertained

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