A Woman Just Like You
I want a woman who smells like motel soap
I want a woman with a big hat like the pope
I want a woman who can hold her own
And sometimes hold mine too
I want a woman with an alligator purse
I want a woman chapter book and verse
I want a woman who cuts the crap
And cuts the mustard too
I want a woman just like you
I want a woman who is sensitive and kind
I want a woman with a real open mind
Cause I could never live with a right wing conservative
I want a woman with anchorwoman hair
I want a woman to spank my derriere
I want a woman who would tell me lies
But sometimes tell the truth
I want a woman just like you
I want a woman who would make my fingers burn
One who won't care about the money I don't earn
Cause I could never live with a right wing conservative
(And it's so impossible to live with a liberal)
I want a woman with a halo on her head
I want a woman with a dayglow orange bed
I want a woman who would tell me lies
But sometimes tell the truth
I want a woman just like you
I want a woman with a big hat like the pope
I want a woman who can hold her own
And sometimes hold mine too
I want a woman with an alligator purse
I want a woman chapter book and verse
I want a woman who cuts the crap
And cuts the mustard too
I want a woman just like you
I want a woman who is sensitive and kind
I want a woman with a real open mind
Cause I could never live with a right wing conservative
I want a woman with anchorwoman hair
I want a woman to spank my derriere
I want a woman who would tell me lies
But sometimes tell the truth
I want a woman just like you
I want a woman who would make my fingers burn
One who won't care about the money I don't earn
Cause I could never live with a right wing conservative
(And it's so impossible to live with a liberal)
I want a woman with a halo on her head
I want a woman with a dayglow orange bed
I want a woman who would tell me lies
But sometimes tell the truth
I want a woman just like you