Help Me

I need a motivational speaker to spur me on the bigger things
Or I'll just do some karaoke, it builds my confidence to sing
I'll do some Bee Gees, a medley from Grease
Then maybe I can find some inner peace

Somebody help me, help me please
Somebody help me, I'm down on my knees
Somebody help me, help me please
Help me please, help me please

I need some stronger medication than what my doctor has prescribed
The drugs and alcohol aren't working no matter how much I imbibe
Give me some vodka and some crystal meth
Then maybe life won't scare me half to death

Somebody help me, help me please
Somebody help me, I'm down on my knees
Somebody help me, help me please
Help me please, help me please
I can't go on this way

You're always talking about the good old days, you seem to think that they were good
Now even though I've got some problems, I wouldn't go back there if I could
Back to segregation and polio
No online porno or HBO

Somebody help me, help me please
Somebody help me, I'm down on my knees
Somebody help me, help me please