How Did You Get So Dirty
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How did you get so dirty
How I wish I knew
How did you get so dirty
Why do I love you like I do
Why do I love you like I do
When I met you you were so demure so pure
You wore pleated skirts and knee-high stockings young and insecure
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I remember how you touched my soul and made me whole
Now you touch yourself for money dancing 'round a pole
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How did you go from mom and dad to posing naked wearing pearls
How did you go from Sunday school to making out with other girls
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Before I met you I was but a lad so very sad
A double click in a darkened room was all I'd ever had
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How did you get so dirty
How I wish I knew
How did you get so dirty
Why do I love you like I do
Why do I love you like I do
When I met you you were so demure so pure
You wore pleated skirts and knee-high stockings young and insecure
Chorus
I remember how you touched my soul and made me whole
Now you touch yourself for money dancing 'round a pole
Chorus
How did you go from mom and dad to posing naked wearing pearls
How did you go from Sunday school to making out with other girls
Chorus
Before I met you I was but a lad so very sad
A double click in a darkened room was all I'd ever had
Chorus