How Did You Get So Dirty

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How did you get so dirty
How I wish I knew
How did you get so dirty
Why do I love you like I do
Why do I love you like I do

When I met you you were so demure so pure
You wore pleated skirts and knee-high stockings young and insecure

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I remember how you touched my soul and made me whole
Now you touch yourself for money dancing 'round a pole

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How did you go from mom and dad to posing naked wearing pearls
How did you go from Sunday school to making out with other girls

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Before I met you I was but a lad so very sad
A double click in a darkened room was all I'd ever had

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