Ain't Life Grand

I got a cage full of talking birds
I got a girl who slurs her words
They're saying things that I don't understand
But I got a girl, I got a bird
Ain't life grand
I got a house with a crooked stair
At night I sit in my crooked chair
And everything is just the way I planned
I got a house, I got a chair
Ain't life grand

Ain't life grand
When you can laugh about it
When you don't have a care in the world
Like me

I got a mind like a steel trap
I don't put up with a whole lot of crap
You're every wish could've been my command
But everybody say ain't life grand

Ain't life grand
When you can laugh about it
And you don't have a care in the world
Like me. Oh, can you see

I guess that's all that I'm gonna say
I hope that we will meet again some day
We've got the situation well in hand
So everybody say ain't life grand

Ain't life grand