I Don't Come From No Monkey

Mmm, huh! Whoa whoa whoa.
Mmm, huh! Whoa whoa whoa.

I don't come from no monkey, don't you tell me that
Although I'm very hairy, that still don't change a fact
That God created Adam, took his rib and He made Eve
They didn't look like monkeys, they looked just like you and me

Oh oh oh oh oh (oh oh oh oh oh)
Oh oh oh oh oh (oh oh oh oh oh)
They didn't look like monkeys, they looked just like you and me
Mmm, huh! Whoa whoa whoa.
Mmm, huh! Whoa whoa whoa.

I don't come from no monkey, how dare you say I do
I don't swing on a worn out tire, I don't live in a zoo
I ain't no egghead scientist, but I know what I know
I know I ain't no monkey, the Bible tells me so

Oh oh oh oh oh (oh oh oh oh oh)
Oh oh oh oh oh (oh oh oh oh oh)
I know I ain't no monkey, the Bible tells me so

You say my daddy was a gorilla, an ape who learned to talk
And my mother was a monkey girl who stood up straight and walked
No!
I don't come from no monkey
Huh! Whoa whoa whoa whoa
I don't come from no monkey
I don't come from no monkey, no, that's not it at all
I ain't got no Uncle Piltdown or no Aunt Neaderthal
So forget those cosmic questions that you've been ponderin'
Put your faith in the Bible, don't question anything

Oh oh oh oh oh (oh oh oh oh oh)
Oh oh oh oh oh (oh oh oh oh oh)
Put your faith in the Bible, don't question anything
Oh oh oh oh oh (oh oh oh oh oh)
Oh oh oh oh oh (oh oh oh oh oh)
Put your faith in the Bible, don't question anything
Mmm, huh! Whoa whoa whoa.
Mmm, huh! Whoa whoa whoa.
Mmm, huh! Whoa whoa whoa.
Mmm, huh! Whoa whoa whoa.

I don't come from no monkey
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