I Know What Yer Thinkin'

Mr. Alexander, is your daughter at home?
Tonight will be the night I'm going to get her alone
But no, I never promised nothing, never gave her no ring
And I never told her nothing about a wedding next spring

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No sir, no sir
I've got to know, sir
I know what yer thinking
I know what yer thinking

Mr. Mussolini, is your Jeanie around?
Tonight will be the night I'm going to gain some ground
She got a cold, cold heart, but it's starting to thaw
But I never told her you could be my father-in-law

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Mr. Tallalee, I think your daughter's the one
Well, I just want to grab a couple kisses and run
You want a shotgun wedding about a week from today
Well, let me tell you daddy, I'll be far away

Chorus

I know what yer thinking
I know

No sir