I Like College Girls

I like eating meat
I like eating meat
A T-bone steak would be just great
'Cause I like eating meat

I like cigarettes
I like cigarettes
I'll smoke and smoke until I choke
'Cause I like cigarettes

I like getting drunk
I like getting drunk
A bottle of wine would be so fine
'Cause I like getting drunk

I like worshipping Satan
I like worshipping Satan
I get my kicks on Route 666
'Cause I like worshipping Satan

I like shooting guns
I like shooting guns
I go bang! Pow! Look out now
'Cause I like shooting guns

I like taking drugs
I like taking drugs
Crack and pot, I like 'em both a lot
'Cause I like taking drugs

I like driving fast
I like driving fast
So it won't be long until I'm gone
'Cause I like driving fast

I like self abuse
I like self abuse
I don't mind if I go blind
'Cause I like self abuse

I like college girls
I like college girls
How nice it would be if they liked me
'Cause I like college girls

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