I Like Everything

I like men, I like women
I like sinkin', I like swimmin'
I like dogs and I like cats
I like cows in cowboy hats

I like knives and forks and spoons
I like whistlin' happy tunes
I like to come but not too soon
I like everything

I like milk, I like cookies
Adam 12 and The Rookies
I like peaches, I like cream
I like field and I like stream

I like diamonds, clubs and hearts
I like to order ala carte
Gee, I like your private parts
I like everything

You can never get me down
That will never happen
I will never be depressed
When my step is light and my toes are tappin'

So I like Veronica, I like Betty
I like meatballs and spaghetti
I like God and I like Buddha
I like cheddar, bree and gouda

I like Beatles, Stones and Doors
I like to shop at hardware stores
I'd like to do you on the floor
I like everything

I like men, I like women
I like sinkin', I like swimmin'
I like dogs and I like cats
I like cows in cowboy hats

I like Phil and I like Don
Happy Days, the Wrath of Khan
Won't you put these handcuffs on?
I like everything

I like water, I like wine
I like to think that love is blind
I masturbate with you in mind
I like everything
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