I Should Never Have Opened My Mouth

Chorus
I should never have opened my mouth
If I couldn't control all the words coming out
I said horrible things to you
And that's exactly what I didn't want to do
It's probably too late now
But I should never have opened my mouth

You made me mad and when I'm mad
I always say things I regret
Well, I know damn well that isn't an excuse
Sometimes my mouth is a cannon and it's loose
I'd apologize bit it isn't any use
To say...

Chorus

If I could eat my words I would
And they wouldn't taste very good
I always do these things whenever I get bored
I have the social skills of an angry Mongol horde
I impale myself on a double-sided sword
Of lies and more lies

Chorus

It's probably too late now
But I should never have opened my mouth
My big fat mouth
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