I'm not skinny, I'm not nineteen
I don't have muscles, I'm neither lean nor mean
And all those male models, with their Swedish names
They just stand there, put me all to shame
Cause I'm inferior, how bout you?
Don't you feel inferior sometimes too?
I'm inferior, I'm only half a man
But I can love you more than anyone can
If I die tomorrow, I won't be missed
I'm so useless, pretend I don't exist
Ain't got no reputation to fall back upon
My fifteen minutes of infamy have come and gone