I'm So Cool

I'm so cool, I can't stand myself
And when I walk into a room
I'm the envy of everybody else
I'm so cool, I'm so cool, I'm so cool
I'm so cool, I'm so cool, I'm so cool

I've got a halo and a pair of wings
I've got a pitchfork and a tail
And someday, I'll have everything
I'm so cool, I'm so cool, I'm so cool
I'm so cool, I'm so cool, I'm so cool

And it's so hard to be me sometimes
With the burden of perfection

I'm so cool, that it almost hurts
I make women weep
I always get just deserts
I'm so cool, I'm so cool, I'm so cool
I'm so cool, I'm so cool, I'm so cool

And it's so hard to be me sometimes
With these heightened expectations

I'm walking like I'm super-bad
I'm talking smooth and slow
I'm livin' with my mom and dad
I'm so cool, I'm so cool, I'm so cool
I'm so cool, I'm so cool, I'm so cool
I'm so cool, I'm so cool, I'm so cool
I'm so cool, I'm so cool, I'm so cool

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