Always Falling Down

You're really looking lovely
In the Chinese lantern glow
But if you want to touch me
There's something you should know

I got a little problem
And it's known all over town
Well, I can dance like crazy
But I'm always falling down

It happens in the kitchen
And it happens in the street
When I least expect it
It knocks me on my feet

I put my best foot forward
Then I take one look around
But when I try to kiss you
I'm always falling down

There may be others, professional lovers
Who tell you how good them can be
You may want to kiss them, but try to resist them
Just stop! and wait for me

If I was half a lover
That I am in all my dreams
You'd read all about me
In your high-gloss magazines

And then you'd tell your girlfriends
About the brand new boy you found
You know he's almost handsome
But he's always falling down

You know he's almost handsome
But he's always falling down

He could be so exciting
But he's always falling
Always falling
Always falling down