If I Don't See You Tomorrow

I'll swear at Jesus and holler at God
I'll swear at Jesus and holler at God
I'll stand in front of a firing squad
If I don't see you tomorrow

I'll pull out my hair and I'll bite off my nails
I'll pull out my hair and I'll bite off my nails
I'll learn to speak Welsh but I won't go to Wales
If I don't see you tomorrow

I'll learn to speak Welsh but I won't go to Wales
If I don't see you tomorrow

I'll walk to Alaska and swim to Japan
I'll walk to Alaska and swim to Japan
Oh yes, I will be quite a desperate man
If I don't see you tomorrow

I'll go and commit a despicable crime
I'll go and commit a despicable crime
I'll have to do something to fill up my time
If I don't see you tomorrow

I'll have to do something to fill up my time
If I don't see you tomorrow

I'll hold my breath til I'm blue in the face
I'll hold my breath til I'm blue in the face
Then scatter my ashes all over the place
If I don't see you tomorrow

Then scatter my ashes all over the place
If I don't see you tomorrow