If I Were You And You Were Me

If I were you and you were me
I'd treat you so respectfully
Remember to return your calls
And never do you wrong at all

I'd want to see you day and night
I'd never argue, never fight
And further more, for heaven's sake
I'd overlook your small mistakes

How wonderful each day would be
If I were you and you were me

I'd never make you wait outside
Out in the car or make you hide
When handsome me ask me to dine
I'd be polite and I'd decline

And if they simply don't take "no"
I'll say "I'm sorry, I must go"
I'll show them that my love is true
And I would always leave with you

How wonderful each day would be
If I were you and you were me

If I were you and you were me
I'd throw you one occasionally
I'd give you love, oh yes I would
And I'd pretend that you were good

I'd never ask for too much fun
Too much excitement, maybe none
I'd do all things you like to do
If you were me and I were you

How wonderful each day would be
If I were you and you were me
How wonderful each day would be
If I were you and you were me
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