Instruction Manual

Open up the window
Stick out your head
Scream at the top of your lungs
Close up the window
Go back to bed
Do whatever needs to be done
Unscrew a lightbulb
Stick your finger in the socket
Step back and admire your hair
Find your inner child
Throw it out the window
Watch that baby fly through the air

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Dance the hoochie coochie
Sing hallelujah
Rob a convenience store
Join a cult religion
Buy yourself a weapon
Don't let Satan walk through the door
Drink until you're sober
Eat until you're hungry
Sleep with everybody in town Dress until you're naked
Talk until you're speechless
Don't let people push you around

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Get born on your birthday
Listen to your parents
Obey all your teachers at school
Never be rebellious
Do what you're supposed to
Be polite and follow the rules
Go off to college
Get an education
Work hard and never ask why
Make a lot of money
Find someone to marry
Have a bunch of babies and die
Go off to college
Get an education
Work hard and never ask why
Make a lot of money
Find someone to marry
Have a bunch of babies and die

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