Any Time Is Best

I drink when I'm happy, I drink when I'm sad
I spill it on the matress and on the matress pad.
I drink when I'm contented, I drink when I'm depressed.
'Cuz when it comes to drinking, any time is best!

I drink when I'm excited, I drink when I'm bored.
The popping of the cork makes a sound like, "Praise the Lord!"
I drink when I'm naked, I drink when I'm dressed.
'Cuz when it comes to drinking, any time is best!

La la, la la la la la la la.
La la, la la la la la la la.

I drink at birthday parties, at weddings and at wakes.
It's always someone's birthday so let's drink for heaven's sake.
To clear up this confusion, might I just suggest,
'Cuz when it comes to drinking, any time is best!

La la, la la la la la la la.
La la, la la la la la la la.

I drink for all the lovers that I loved in younger days.
Oh that's a crock of crap 'cuz I'd be drinking anyways.
I'll drink all my lifetime, even when in peace I rest.
'Cuz when it comes to drinking, any time is best!

When it comes to drinking, any time is best!
When it comes to drinking, any time is best!
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