Any Time Is Best

I drink when I'm happy, I drink when I'm sad
I spill it on the matress and on the matress pad.
I drink when I'm contented, I drink when I'm depressed.
'Cuz when it comes to drinking, any time is best!

I drink when I'm excited, I drink when I'm bored.
The popping of the cork makes a sound like, "Praise the Lord!"
I drink when I'm naked, I drink when I'm dressed.
'Cuz when it comes to drinking, any time is best!

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I drink at birthday parties, at weddings and at wakes.
It's always someone's birthday so let's drink for heaven's sake.
To clear up this confusion, might I just suggest,
'Cuz when it comes to drinking, any time is best!

La la, la la la la la la la.
La la, la la la la la la la.

I drink for all the lovers that I loved in younger days.
Oh that's a crock of crap 'cuz I'd be drinking anyways.
I'll drink all my lifetime, even when in peace I rest.
'Cuz when it comes to drinking, any time is best!

When it comes to drinking, any time is best!
When it comes to drinking, any time is best!