Love Song By A Dumb Guy

I need a girl who can spell her name
And point out Egypt on a map
I need a girl with enormous bangs
And a regularly smeared pap
I need a girl with contact lenses
That changes her eyes to blue
I need a girl with handsome credenzas
She could be you

I need a girl wearing eyeglasses
Who looks like Michael Caine
I need a girl taking business classes
With water on the brain
I need a girl in Hawaiian pukas
And one red Italian shoe
I need a girl with big bazookas
She could be you

I need a girl who is dumb as I am
I'm not asking for the Queen of Siam
One who'll excuse me while I kiss the sky and
She could be you

I need a girl who can count to ten
And change the tires on my car
One who'll come over every now and then
Watch ninja movies on my VCR
I need a girl who can read the paper
Then make me understand it too
I need a girl with tall skyscrapers
She could be you

I need a girl who is dumb as I am
I'm not asking for the Queen of Siam
One who'll excuse me while I kiss the sky and
She could be you

I need a girl who is dumb as I am
I'm not asking for the Queen of Siam
One I can love until the day I die and
She could be you
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