Lucky Me

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I'm evening wear on a chimpanzee
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I'm a slave to love in the land of the free
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I'm the dulcet tones of a calliope

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I'm in love with you, but you can't see
Oh lucky me, oh lucky me

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I'm a woodpecker sitting on a petrified tree
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I'm an anarchist in civilized society
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I'm the best at mediocrity

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I'm in love with you, but you can't see
Oh lucky me, oh lucky me
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I'm a sex-addict trapped in a nunnery
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I'm a surfboard in the Antarctic Sea
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I'm a dirty joke in a eulogy

Lucky me, lucky me
I'm in love with you, why can't see?
Oh lucky me, oh lucky me
Oh lucky me, oh lucky me