Miss Naive
Miss Naive, Miss Naive
What they tell you, you believe
Because you've always been quite sheltered
Been Mother's little helper
Miss Naive, Miss Naive
I'm so sorry, but I must leave
You'd better open up your eyes
Miss Naive
You don't know anyone who's gay
Anyone who's black
No matter what you say
You can't change that fact
Because you don't know anyone that's not a Republican
You've never seen the other side of life
Miss Naive, Miss Naive
Your happiness is guaranteed
With your trust fund in your pocket
Your boyfriend's picture in your locket
Miss Naive, Miss Naive
I'm so sorry, but I must leave
You'd better keep your eyes wide open
Miss Naive
Because you don't know anyone that's not a Republican
You've never seen the other side of life
Miss Naive
What they tell you, you believe
Because you've always been quite sheltered
Been Mother's little helper
Miss Naive, Miss Naive
I'm so sorry, but I must leave
You'd better open up your eyes
Miss Naive
You don't know anyone who's gay
Anyone who's black
No matter what you say
You can't change that fact
Because you don't know anyone that's not a Republican
You've never seen the other side of life
Miss Naive, Miss Naive
Your happiness is guaranteed
With your trust fund in your pocket
Your boyfriend's picture in your locket
Miss Naive, Miss Naive
I'm so sorry, but I must leave
You'd better keep your eyes wide open
Miss Naive
Because you don't know anyone that's not a Republican
You've never seen the other side of life
Miss Naive