My Mullet

I had nothing to do and no where to go
And that's when I knew that it was time to grow
A mullet
My muh-muh-muh-muh-mullet

And then I got me job in the roofing trade
Look at my head, don't be afraid
It's just my mullet
My muh-muh-muh-muh-mullet

Then I grew a mustache too
Seemed like the logical thing to do

Now the women go wild when we're in the sack
They like it short on the sides and long in the back
They like my mullet
My muh-muh-muh-muh-mullet

Then I grew a mustache too
Seemed like the logical thing to do

Now we like to swear and we like to fight
And we like to drive in my pick-up at night
Me and my mullet
My muh-muh-muh-muh-mullet

And if there's a war, I won't go to Iraq
It'll take too long to grow my mullet back
Me and my mullet
My muh-muh-muh-muh-mullet
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