My Name Is Pat (I Play Guitar)
Who's that man with the steely gaze?
His eyes are shooting out atomic rays
Who's wearing fine European clothes?
Who's got a perfect profile, a Greco-Roman nose?
Who's just as dashing as a movie star?
My name is Pat, I play guitar
Who's that man with eyes so blue?
He's a jack of all trades, a master of them too
Who's the man who knows what women want?
He can afford to act non-chalant
Who's sleek and speedy like a jaguar?
My name is Pat, I play guitar
Who's easy to love, but hard to kill?
Who's face in on the million dollar bill?
Who's got an eye for the finest things?
Who's gonna put an end to world suffering?
Who never ever leaves the door ajar?
My name is Pat, I play guitar
Who's known from Athens to Zanzibar?
My name is Pat, I play guitar
Who's puffing on big Havana cigar?
My name is Pat, I play guitar
Who's apples are not treated with alar?
My name is Pat, I play guitar
His eyes are shooting out atomic rays
Who's wearing fine European clothes?
Who's got a perfect profile, a Greco-Roman nose?
Who's just as dashing as a movie star?
My name is Pat, I play guitar
Who's that man with eyes so blue?
He's a jack of all trades, a master of them too
Who's the man who knows what women want?
He can afford to act non-chalant
Who's sleek and speedy like a jaguar?
My name is Pat, I play guitar
Who's easy to love, but hard to kill?
Who's face in on the million dollar bill?
Who's got an eye for the finest things?
Who's gonna put an end to world suffering?
Who never ever leaves the door ajar?
My name is Pat, I play guitar
Who's known from Athens to Zanzibar?
My name is Pat, I play guitar
Who's puffing on big Havana cigar?
My name is Pat, I play guitar
Who's apples are not treated with alar?
My name is Pat, I play guitar