Naked Womyn

I like naked womyn on motorcycles
I like naked womyn with guns
I like naked womyn with power tools
Those are my favorite ones

I like naked womyn with other naked womyn
I like naked womyn in trees
Naked womyn for everyone
If you please

I like naked womyn in sheep's clothing
I like naked womyn with snakes
I like naked womyn wearing party hats
And jumping out of birthday cakes

I like naked womyn with other naked womyn
I like naked womyn with cheese
Naked womyn for everyone
Bartender, please

Now baby, can't you see that I'm the man for you
Life'll only get you down if you let it
I'm sensitive, I'm caring, and I'm loving too
So don't you fucking forget it

I like naked womyn in the magazines
I buy every product they endorse
So if you ask me what I want from life
A naked womyn, of course
Copyright © 1995-2019 Pat McCurdy • All rights reserved