Odd Man Out

Everybody wants six-pack abs, I just want a six-pack
Everybody wants nutritious food, I just want to eat
Everybody wants to save their souls, I'm just saving coupons
Life can be so hit and miss, I miss every beat

I'm an odd man out, I'm a misfit, there's no doubt
I'm a dreamer, I'm a loser, I'm a whore

Everybody's filled with self-esteem, I'm filled with self-delusion
Everybody's looking for their inner child, I'm looking for my inner beast
Everybody's got a master plan, I plan on masturbating
Everybody wants peace on earth, I just want a piece

I'm an odd man out, I'm a misfit, there's no doubt
I'm a dreamer, I'm a loser, I'm a whore
I'm an odd man out, from the wilderness a shout
That you hear but you choose to ignore

Be that as it may, I look all right if you don't look to closely
I got a little money we can spend tonight if you don't spend too much
I've got a couple interesting tales to tell, just pretend to listen
For making life a living hell, I've got the magic touch

I'm an odd man out, I'm a misfit, there's no doubt
I'm a dreamer, I'm a loser, I'm a whore
I'm an odd man out, from the wilderness a shout
That you hear but you choose to ignore
I'm an odd man out, the one that you can't live without
'Cause you never met a man like me before

So don't be afraid
Don't be afraid
Don't be afraid
Of me
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