One More Song About Sex

I don't drink, I don't smoke
I don't curse anymore
I don't even drive in reverse anymore
I'm clean as a whistle, I'm always polite
But there's one thing I dream about night after night
It's something that always compels me to write...
One more song about sex
One more song about cause and effect
Something to sing when we're both soaking wet
One more song about sex

I'll admit there are times that I feel like a fool
I take a cold shower and wipe off the drools
Then there are times that I drop everything
I get a fever, my ears start to ring
That's when I know that I'm ready to sing...
One more song about sex
One more song about cause and effect
Something to sing when we're both soaking wet
One more song about sex

When boy meets girl
And girl meets boy
And boy meets boy
And girl meets girl
And boy meets another girl
And girl meets another boy
Everyone ends up in bed, singing...

One more song about sex
One more ode to being erect
Something to sing when we're up to our necks in it
One more song about sex

Well, my mom is ashamed, she says, "Boy, bite your tounge
"There are so many nice songs to be sung."
So, for a while, I have to pretend
Until this feeling comes over me again
And I take off my clothes and I pick up my pen
And write...

One more song about sex
One more song about cause and effect
Something to sing when we're both soaking wet
One more song about sex
Something to sing when we're up to our necks in it
One more song about sex
Something to sing when we're walking our pets
One more song about sex

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