Opposites Attract

You like the opera, I like Karaoke
I guess that's it, I guess it's time to say goodbye
You like the ballet, I like exotic dancers
I guess that's it, I guess it's time to say goodbye

We've been very happy just the two of us
The law of averages says that shouldn't be
No one else on Earth could get along with us
There's something wrong with us
Obviously

You like Picasso, I've never read his poems
I guess that's it, I guess it's time to say goodbye
You like Fellini, I don't like Swedish movies
I guess that's it, I guess it's time to say goodbye

All my friends have told me we're incompatible
We should be practical and break up now
We've been very happy for a long, long time
What do my friends of mine know anyhow?

You say potato
And I say screw potatoes
I guess that's it, I guess it's time to say goodbye
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