Pretend I'm Santa And Sit On My Lap

It's Christmas time and I'm alone again
Baby, I could use a Yuletide friend
Can't get enough of this holiday crap
Pretend I'm Santa and sit on my lap

I got a reindeer and his nose is red
I'll make some sugarplums dance in your head
You in your kerchief and me in my cap
Pretend I'm Santa and sit on my lap

Tell me what you want for Christmas that will be enough
Tell me what you want and I'll make sure your stocking's stuffed

If you're a good girl the whole year through
There could be something in my bag for you
I'm on your rooftop going tap-tap-tap
Pretend I'm Santa and sit on my lap

Let's settle down for a short winter's nap
Pretend I'm Santa and sit on my lap
I got a sweater for you from The Gap
Pretend I'm Santa and sit on my lap