Racist Song

I don't like anyone who's different than me
I don't like anyone who disagrees
My life is perfect just far as I can see
I don't like anyone who's different than me
That's why I don't like Jack, his skin is black
I don't like Eloise ‘cause she's Japanese
I don't like Lou, because he's a Jew
I'm not even sure if I like you


They ought to lock up the gays and the lesbians too
Because the don't have sex the way normal people do
With the man on the top and the woman confused
Give me a gun and before I'm through

There won't be anybody different than me
There won't be anybody who disagrees
Life will be perfect just as far as we can see
There won't be anybody who is different than me

Now wouldn't it be right, wouldn't it be nice
If everyone were white
And everyone believed in Jesus Christ
And we all spoke English

The foreigners and minorities
Are going to take my job away from me
Driving big fancy cars, you know, they get them for free
They might fool you but they don't fool me