Secretly Dainty

Underneath all these manly clothes
I wear a pair of pantyhose
I'm secretly dainty, secretly dainty
Secretly dainty, uh-huh
I like to hunt for elk and egret
Wearing something from Victoria's Secret
I'm secretly dainty, secretly dainty
Secretly dainty, uh-huh

My nails are dirty and my beard is gruff
I like to wear pink frilly stuff
I'm secretly dainty, secretly dainty
Secretly dainty, uh-huh

I get drunk and nasty ever now and then
But diamonds are still my best friend
I'm secretly dainty, secretly dainty
Secretly dainty, uh-huh

I'm rough and gruff like a big ol' coal mina'
But I've got breasts and nice cluth purse
I'm secretly dainty, secretly dainty
Secretly dainty, uh-huh
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