Soldiers Of Stupidity
We're the Soldiers of Stupidity
Our numbers growing strong
We are marching across the USA
Dumb as the day is long
We're the Soldiers of Stupidity
Proud of our low IQs
If you think you're dumb enough
You can be a soldier too
If ignorance is bliss
We're as happy as can be
Sitting like slugs
In front of the TV
We never read the papers
'Cause the news is always bad
But we never miss out
When there's fun to be had
We're the Soldiers of Stupidity
Our numbers growing strong
We are marching across the USA
Dumb as the day is long
We're the Soldiers of Stupidity
Proud of our low IQs
If you think you're dumb enough
You can be a soldier too
Our numbers growing strong
We are marching across the USA
Dumb as the day is long
We're the Soldiers of Stupidity
Proud of our low IQs
If you think you're dumb enough
You can be a soldier too
If ignorance is bliss
We're as happy as can be
Sitting like slugs
In front of the TV
We never read the papers
'Cause the news is always bad
But we never miss out
When there's fun to be had
We're the Soldiers of Stupidity
Our numbers growing strong
We are marching across the USA
Dumb as the day is long
We're the Soldiers of Stupidity
Proud of our low IQs
If you think you're dumb enough
You can be a soldier too