Spank Me

Ignore me when I'm mean to you
Kiss me when I'm sweet
Shake my hand, should take command
Of some next-to-impossible feat
Help me when I'm helpless
Console me when I'm sad
Hold me when I'm lonely
And spank me when I'm bad

Hire Pat

Email Murf or call 414-916-4914. Be sure to include the date, time of day, and location of the potential show to get an accurate price quote.